parents who try to shelter their children from every little thing that could possibly corrupt them are going to have some fucked up kids
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
story time
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
that is legitimately one of the saddest stories i’ve heard on tumblr
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Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
(via passtheguacamole)
Reblog if you will answer EVERY ANON in your ask right now.
(Source: bloomin-eck, via peter-pan-tomlinson)
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
(via flyaway-with-meee)
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
(via paarklife)
i was telling a joke i made up the other day
what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink
penis coladas
and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails
(Source: chloemorets, via yesimbeyonce)
